Secret Pre-Order: F**k O** Bug Spray
$ 0.00 USD $ 9.99 USD
- Shipping timeframe
- Potential jokes
The all-natural bug spray that will keep bugs away and also make you chuckle a bit while using it.
- All Natural
- Repels bugs
- Repels boring people
- Smells pretty decent for a bug spray
- Gives you a solid chuckle
- Can be used for great jokes
- Doesn't harm those blood sucking monsters... I'm talking mosquitos not children
- Made of love
- Free shipping on orders $50+ (U.S.), $100+ (Canada), and $150+ (Worldwide)
- And much more
Aren't you excited to tell bugs to F**k O**
Disclaimer: We have not had the opportunity to lab test the effectiveness of this product yet, so use at your own risk.
Lemon Eucalyptus Oil
Alternative ingredients:"Sugar, spice, and everything niceThese were the ingredients chosenTo create the perfect little girlsBut Professor Utonium accidentallyAdded an extra ingredients to the concoction--Chemical X... Kablowee (big explosion)Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were bornUsing their ultra-super powersBlossom, Bubbles, and ButtercupHave dedicated their lives to fighting crimeAnd the forces of evil"
We expect to receive the package August 10th and we'll ship it out by August 15th, but please be patient because global logistics has become incredibly unpredictable.
- Honestly, the name does half the work of the joke, so I doubt you need help with making up more jokes.