Secret Pre-Order: F**k O** Bug Spray

$ 0.00 USD $ 9.99 USD

  • Benefits
  • Ingredients
  • Shipping timeframe
  • Potential jokes
    • The all-natural bug spray that will keep bugs away and also make you chuckle a bit while using it. 

      - All Natural
      - Repels bugs
      - Repels boring people
      - Smells pretty decent for a bug spray
      - Gives you a solid chuckle
      - Can be used for great jokes
      - Doesn't harm those blood sucking monsters... I'm talking mosquitos not children
      - Made of love
      - Free shipping on orders $50+ (U.S.), $100+ (Canada), and $150+ (Worldwide)
      - And much more

      Aren't you excited to tell bugs to F**k O**

      Disclaimer: We have not had the opportunity to lab test the effectiveness of this product yet, so use at your own risk. 

  • Actual Ingredients: 
    Citronella Oil
    Corn Ethanol
    Lemon Eucalyptus Oil

    Alternative ingredients: 

    "Sugar, spice, and everything nice
    These were the ingredients chosen
    To create the perfect little girls
    But Professor Utonium accidentally
    Added an extra ingredients to the concoction--
    Chemical X... Kablowee (big explosion)
    Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born
    Using their ultra-super powers
    Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
    Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
    And the forces of evil"

  • We expect to receive the package August 10th and we'll ship it out by August 15th, but please be patient because global logistics has become incredibly unpredictable. 

  • Honestly, the name does half the work of the joke, so I doubt you need help with making up more jokes.